GonadDickButts
Gonad's flagship collection.
Embodying the spirit of infinite combinatory creativity.
Launching Q4 2025 on Monad Mainnet
About
The premier collection on Gonad, The Cultural L2 on Monad
GonadDickButts represents the apex of creative expression on Gonad. These sea-fairing, colonising dickbutts embody the spirit of expansion, breeding, and infinite combinatory creativity that defines our ecosystem.
It is our ultimate ambition to put a dickbutt in every wallet.
Benefits
Beyond mere ownership lies a universe of utility, both practical and transcendental
Ecosystem Benefits
Ego Compression
Lowers self-importance latency through continuous memetic feedback loops.
Emotional Liquidity
Converts existential dread into lightly tradable joy derivatives.
Desire Regulation
Replaces fear of missing out with appreciation of missing out.
Anxiety Dampening
Stabilizes mental volatility using recursive humor protocols.
Depression Patch
Deploys incremental absurdity updates to restore baseline curiosity.
Boredom Shield
Prevents loss of attention during market lulls via spontaneous delight triggers.
Control Release
Eliminates the need for roadmaps or reasons through adaptive YOU-tility logic.
Love Kernel
Installs open-source compassion drivers compatible with all emotional systems.
Wonder Engine
Continuously converts confusion into awe with zero energy loss.
Back-door access to GonadDickButts
Exclusive Channel Access
Bypasses traditional social hierarchies through direct dickbutt diplomacy channels.
Core Team Proximity
Reduces communication latency with founders via cryptographically secured meme transmission.
Collector Synthesis
Enables peer-to-peer appreciation protocols between fellow sea-faring colonists.
Alpha Leak Prevention
Maintains information asymmetry through controlled rumor deployment systems.
Priority Mints
Queue Jump Technology
Activates temporal displacement fields to position holders at the front of all future mint sequences.
FOMO Immunity
Inoculates against panic-buying through guaranteed allocation of premium dickbutt derivatives.
Drop Prescience
Provides advanced warning systems for incoming artistic expansions across the Gonad ecosystem.
Mint Velocity Optimization
Reduces transaction friction through pre-authorized combinatory creativity protocols.
Cumunity Governance
Democratic Dickbutt Discourse
Enables consensus-driven decision making through weighted meme voting mechanisms.
Platform Evolution Rights
Grants proposal privileges for shaping the combinatory creative direction of Gonad's future.
Collective Intelligence Pooling
Aggregates distributed wisdom through decentralized sea-faring consultation protocols.
Cultural Sovereignty
Establishes holder jurisdiction over the aesthetic trajectory of infinite expansion initiatives.
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Collection Details
FAQ
When is the mint?
GonadDickButts will mint during Q4 2025, coinciding with Monad's mainnet launch.
What blockchain is this on?
GonadDickButts will launch on Monad, the high-performance EVM-compatible blockchain.
What benefits do holders get?
Holders receive priority minting for future drops, ecosystem benefits, and governance participation.
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