Beyond Gooch and Evil: The Future of the Dickbutts

As the factions grow stronger, as the fate of the Ark remains undecided, as Gooch Island looms in the distance, one truth remains:

The Dickbutts are the self-aware inheritors of the Earth.

They are us, and yet, they are beyond us in our seriousness.

They have taken the wreckage of our civilization and turned it into something new, something playfully self-aware, something absurdly profound, and profoundly loving.

Perhaps they will reunite as The One Gooch.

Perhaps they will bring back the humans.

Perhaps they will continue to revel in their surreal, joyful, self-aware existence.

Or perhaps…